macedonia with love

Biski apleidau cia savo bloga, nes kaip tais geriu daug!!!

Taigi appie kelione i makedonija daugiausiai vokeicio tomo iniciatyva 4tadieni po zostkos tradicines 3dienines pjankos buvo nuspresta rytoi varyt i makedonija, taigi atsibude 3 as, tomas, bes ispanai maxi ir liucija patraukem link stoties kur po siek tiek parkiu pavelave i pirma autobusa pasiemem vakarini 7 valandai link skojes, apie makedonija nieks per daug nezino taigi visi pasitikejo tomo biblija "guide to the eastern europe", pralauke stoies kabake ir aptare problemaas tokias kaip - vargasai raganosiai kurie del pateliu kaunasi dvi savaites, o poto mylisi 6 sekundes, isedom i busa taigi pirma keliones diena:

norint suprast pacia kelione reikia zinot kelis faktus:

1) makedonu/bulgaru autobusai labai seni, vaizuoja labai letai, kelias chujovas ir per kalnus, taigi visas dziaugsmas kuris ant zemelapio atrode daugiausiai 5 valandos uztruko 10!!!

2) wc neegzistuoja o fasistai vairuotojai stoja tik kur stotele ty siuo atveju prie sienos, taigi alaus gert buse highly nerekomended, ko mes su tomu nezinojom ir labai kankinomes, beje mes buvom vieninteliai kurie asustojus busui bego mist, bulgarai keisti~

3) autobusuose nieks neveikia ty lempos kondicionieriai ir tt, taigi apsiruoskit extremui

4)bulgaru makedonu siena kazkodel yra viena labaisiai saugomu is mano matytu, taigi bukit pasiruose salt lauke su chemodanais ir tt

Kelioneja linksmiausia buvo tomas zostkai nusigere ir piktinosi visais anksciau paminetais punktais kibo prie keleiviu rode fakus gbu;lgaru muitininkams ir dare visus kitus dalykus, ka nusigere zmones daro, kas keisciausiai as buvau pakankamai trezvas, tak vot 1 nakties mes skopjoj!!!!

isisemama dinarus is bankomato, kurie skaiciujami tukstanciais ir pagal tomo biblija surandam hosteli prie stoties, kur besisypsodamas recepsionistas uz nakti nuo zmogaus papraso 22 euro, eik tu nz nusisypsau ir as, bei po trumpo pasitarimo nusprendiam gaudyt taksa ir ieskot pigesnes vietos... Tokiu budu surandam nebe hosteli, o viesbuti ir suploja nuo zmogais 15 euro 3 nakties visi draugiskai uzknarkem!!!!

p.s. daugiau siandien tingiu rasyt taigi laukit pratesimo!!!

trip to mountains

Taigi ivyko vienas kieciausiu nuotikiu Bulgarijoj nuo atvykimo, tikiuosi nepaskutinis. Kadangi taip jau isejo, kad sofija yra kalnuose 600 m virs see, o aplink visur yra dar didesniu apie 2500 m, kurie matomi is belekokio uzkampio, tai mumi su kambarioku kilo naturalus noras alpinistais pabut. is pradziu buvo planuota valint su lenkais, bet tie fasistai norejo isvaryt apie 8 ryto, kas su musu alkoholizmu niekaip nesuderinama, bo matai jiems ten toli vaziuot autobuso ilgai laukt ir t.t., mes kaip seni geri kapitalistai pasiemem taksa ir uzplojom nuo triju lygiai 5lt, taigi lenkai durneliai. susitare su musu rock-fish baro keiciausiu barmenu MJ, kad bus musu gidas pajudejom link elavatoriu (tokios virs kalnu skraidancios butkes tokiems kaip mes) biski baisoka buvo jeis keltis, nes netikatai man jie vare ganetinai greitai ir siubuodami , o iki zemes buvo koks 50 metru tai tikrai, nu bet apramino pats kalnu vaizdas jei cia nerealus ir visur pilna tokiu ale puntuku akmenu sankaupu, taigi pasiekem pagrindine baze pamate kad alus 4 lt zostkai brangu vietinemis kainomis, nusprendem tes zygi blaivus, nusiziurejom tokia virsune su kazkokiu namuku ant virsaus ir nusprendem, kad cia musu targetas ir patraukeme vienu is taku turinciu lygtais vesti ten,. Taigi einam aplink narealus vaizdai skardziai, kloniai, puntukais, pirmas sniegas, kazkokios laukymes su tornado isvartytais medziais (bentjau taip lentele skelbe) po kokiu 2-3 km sokinejimu nuo akmens ant akmens ale ejimo taku supratom, kad pasiekem vieta kur takas tolsta nuo musu virsunes, taigi nusprendem daryti shortcut i kilti tiesiai link virsunes va cia tai prasidejo....

is pradziu drausus stiprus vikrus juokaudami siaip taip skynemes per zoles ir akmenis, kokiu 45 laipsniu kampu, bet kalnas naturaliai statejo ir virsune visiskai neartejo (kalnu iliuzija) po eilinio beveik keturpesciom ropojimo per zoles, pilnais batais spigliu, ir pradziuginti MJ naujienos kad cia yra gyvaciu, ale pasiekem pirma punkta (akmenu kruva ant kuriu per daug nerizikuojant galima sedet) kai pailsejom tokiu dar buvo gal 7, poto prasidejo visiskais zostkumas lipom per akmenis, kai alpinistai bet be irangos, vienas neatsargus zingsnis ir visiska piz** bo garmet tektu kokius 20 metru iki sekanciu akmenu ir greiciausiai zemys galva, kas idomiausia tai supratom, akd atgal grizt nebeimanoma, nes uzlipt lengviau, negu nulipt, krizinis momentas buvo kai ropojom keturiom, tarp koju skyles, mazesni akmenis juda, didesni slidus nuo dregmes apacion ziuret nesinori tai ziuri tik i sekancia vieta kur padesi ranka ar koja, raeliai galvojau, kad tuoj mirtis,o dar prisidejo deguonies stygius nuo kurio biski svaigo galva, na karoche isgyvenom ir per mazdaug 3 valandas buvom ant virsaus, ble toks herojus dar gyvenime nesijauciau!!!

Pasirodo virsuje kazkokia bulgarska karine baze, ale neaisku ar vissikai apleista ar dar kas yra, bet kad iejimas uzdrausta tai supratom, bet mes kaip tikri commandos uzklupom juos netiketai nes per tas uolas jokie kiti freakai ryskiai nelipa, trumpiau sakanat poto siaip taip radom taka ir tokiais mazais, kaip upelio isgrauztaius takasi + per akmenis dar per valanda nusileidom iki liftu, o tada ble alus!!! Gryzom kazkodel pesciom iki Studentski grad kur gyvenam, koju nejauciu jau dvi dienas!!!

p.s. idesiu nuotrauku, kad butu itikinamiau, bet biski veliau

oles im in Bulgaria

tai vat taip po biski jau apsiprantam Bulgarijoj ir netgi siek tiek uzpist pradeda pirmiausiai, ble kad tokia jau cia anarchija nieks nech***** nieko nezino, mokslai dar neprasidejo ir neaisku, akda prasides ble taip ir nusigert galima, ka sekmingai sias dvi savaites ir darau (dvi blaivos dienos in total). Tai keletas pastebejimu:

1) destytoja pas kuria mums bus puse dalyku serga ir todel nieks nevyksta!!!!

2) kita destytoja isvaziavus i Budapesta, todel irgi nieks nevyksta!!!!

3) dar vienas senis, kazkodel paadeda savo kursa tik po kazkokios mistines konferencijos, todel nech**** nieks nevyksta!!!!!!

4) bulgaru kalbos kursai kakzokia porno, nes bobele destytoja reikalauja, kad visi nusipirktu knygas po 90 levu, kas yra beveik 180 lt ir cia tipo pradedantiesiems, kad mums ta bulgaru tik parduotuvei ir siaip su vietiniais susikalbet reikalinga jokios reakcijos, i pasiulyma atkopijuot ta knyga sureagavo labai arsiai tipo neimanoma, tai nusipirkom anglo-bulgaru vadoveli patsy mokysimes!!!

Dar nusipirkau Terry Pracheto knyga (aleliuja, nes knygynuose anglu kalba knygu buna), kad visai nenuproteciau, na o ryt pabandysiu nuvaryt i media nstituta uzsirasyt pas juos i kazkokius kursus, jei imanoma!!! + British council taipoi jei imanoma!!!!

ir jei cia nieks nevyks reiks pabadyt pakeliaut, nes uzpiso nieko neveikt.

p.s. prancuziokai kazikokie tusa Erazmus organziuoja, tai gal su anglakalbiais kazkokiais subendrausim bus idomiau.

sziget here we come

Taigi rytoi traukinys pajudes ir dabar planuoju marsrutus mielas darbas,,,,kolkas aisku, kad nelabai kas aisku tik yra ideja sustot kazkur slovakijoj vienai dienai, mano paisulymas Banska Bystrica, nu bet gausis taip kaip gausis!

pirkta:

kuprine (karine mano pasididizavimas)

miegmaisis

rubeliai

ateities pirkiniai:

pinigine

zlotai ir kita valiuta

pasiskolinta:

palapine

zemepalis, kuri dabar skaitau...

dar reikia nuveikt:

nusiskust plaukus

nusipirkt cizu ir alaus, konservu

nepamirst paso ir ble geros nuotaikos

fuck everything we are going on hollydays!!!!

french 1968 may

prancuzu studentu maisto 68 sukiai, gana linksmi tai galvojau pasidalinsiu!:
Lisez moins, vivez plus. Read less, live more.
L'ennui est contre-révolutionnaire. Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
Pas de replâtrage, la structure est pourrie. No replastering, the structure is rotten.
Nous ne voulons pas d'un monde où la certitude de ne pas mourir de faim s'échange contre le risque de mourir d'ennui. We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
Ceux qui font les révolutions à moitié ne font que se creuser un tombeau. Those who make revolutions by halves do but dig themselves a grave.
On ne revendiquera rien, on ne demandera rien. On prendra, on occupera. We will claim nothing, we will ask for nothing. We will take, we will occupy.
Plebiscite : qu'on dise oui qu'on dise non il fait de nous des cons. Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
Depuis 1936 j'ai lutté pour les augmentations de salaire. Mon père avant moi a lutté pour les augmentations de salaire. Maintenant j'ai une télé, un frigo, une VW. Et cependant j'ai vécu toujours la vie d'un con. Ne négociez pas avec les patrons. Abolissez-les.Since 1936 I have fought for wage increases. My father before me fought for wage increases. Now I have a TV, a fridge, a Volkswagen. Yet my whole life I've been a chump. Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
Le patron a besoin de toi, tu n'as pas besoin de lui. The boss needs you, you don't need him.
Travailleur: Tu as 25 ans mais ton syndicat est de l'autre siècle. Worker: You are 25, but your union is from the last century.
Veuillez laisser le Parti communiste aussi net en sortant que vous voudriez le trouver en y entrant. Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
Je suis marxiste tendance Groucho. I am a Marxist of the Groucho tendency.
Soyez réalistes, demandez l'impossible. Be realistic, demand the impossible.
On achète ton bonheur. Vole-le. Your happiness is being bought. Steal it.
Sous les pavés, la plage ! Beneath the cobblestones, the beach!
Ni Dieu ni maître ! Neither God nor master!
Godard : le plus con des suisses pro-chinois ! Godard: the biggest of all the pro-Chinese Swiss assholes!
Soyons cruels ! Let us be cruel!
Comment penser librement à l'ombre d'une chapelle ? How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
À bas la charogne stalinienne ! À bas les groupuscules récupérateurs ! Down with the Stalinist carcass! Down with the recuperator cells!
Vivre sans temps mort - jouir sans entraves Live without dead time [ie. time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
Il est interdit d'interdire. It is forbidden to forbid.
Et cependant tout le monde veut respirer et personne ne peut respirer et beaucoup dissent " nous respirerons plus tard. " Et la plupart ne meurent pas car ils sont déjà morts. Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later." And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
Dans une société qui a aboli toute aventure, la seule aventure qui reste est celle d‘abolir la société. In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
L‘émancipation de l‘homme sera totale ou ne sera pas. The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
La révolution est incroyable parce que vraie. The revolution is unbelievable because it‘s real.
Je suis venu. J‘ai vu. J‘ai cru. I came. I saw. I believed.
Cours, camarade, le vieux monde est derrière toi ! Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
Il est douloureux de subir les chefs, il est encore plus bête de les choisir. It‘s painful to submit to our bosses; it‘s even stupider to pick them.
Un seul week-end non révolutionnaire est infiniment plus sanglant qu‘un mois de révolution permanente. A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
Le bonheur est une idée neuve. Happiness is a new idea.
La culture est l‘inversion de la vie. Culture is the inversion of life.
La poésie est dans la rue. Poetry is in the street.
L‘art est mort, ne consommez pas son cadavre. Art is dead, don‘t consume its corpse.
L‘alcool tue. Prenez du L.S.D. Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
Debout les damnés de l‘Université. Arise, wretched of the University.
Même si Dieu existait il faudrait le supprimer. Even if God existed he would have to be suppressed.
SEXE : C‘est bien, a dit Mao, mais pas trop souvent. SEX: It‘s good, says Mao, but not too often.
Je t‘aime! Oh! dites-le avec des pavés!I love you! Oh, say it with cobblestones!
Camarades, l‘amour se fait aussi en Sc. Po, pas seulement aux champs. Comrades, love is being made in the Sciences Po [a prestigious academic institution] too, not just in the fields.
Mort aux vaches! Death to the cows (police)!
Travailleurs de tous les pays, amusez-vous! Workers of the world, have fun!
Pouvoir à l'Imagination Power to imagination.

sonicbride goes shopping

pries isvykstant i gyvenimo nuotiki scigeta, reikia atrodyti atitinkamai, juk nieks is susiktu adidas maikuciu nesupras visu toksiku, kurie yra mano kraujyje, urban radiacijos aukos turi atrodyti, kaip turi atrodyti punk is not music, punk is attitude, become your own hero, mate!
tai vai taip vat:
http://www.dangerouslyclose.co.uk/
http://www.culturecounterculture.com/new.asp
http://www.punkhooligan.freeserve.co.uk/
pradziai tiek ir zinoma senas geras DIY!!!!!

world music

Vakar musu brangaus mero Zuokulos deka, rysium su kad n'tais metais vilnius bus europos kulturos sostine ivyko visai neprastas renginys world music, katedros aiskteje. iskankinti karscio vilnieciai pradejo buriuotis nuo astuoniu ir laukt kas gi cia bus toje didziuleje scenoje, buvo nemoakmai dalinamas vanduo (nu nes mirtis ne oras) ir paradavinejamas alus, kaip cia su tuo gerimu viesoje vietoje taip ir nepavyko issiaiskinti, ale kazkokiu mugiu metu ligtais ir galima, nu anyway geriau alu viesoje vietoje su tuo save ir sveikinu....

pirmi pasidore indai is radjastano, kurie labai ikyraus koncerto vedejo paaiskinimais turejo atlikti kazikokius labai senus sokius, nu kagi gavosi visai idomus vaizdas du seni indai dainavo ir muse bugnus kazkokioj pusiau atsiklauspusioj pozoi, o pagrindinis veikejas, atrodantis biski panasiai i transvestito, bei kazkokios spalvotos indu dievybes paveikslo, misini soko ratu po kievieno rato asistentu pagalba uzsimesdamas po puoda ant galvos, galiausiai is tu puodu susiformavo koks 2 metru stulpas ir buvo gana ispudinga, gaila nera nuotrauku. Nu tokios groteskos ikveptas laukiau, kas bus sekantis, na o cia musu super show dangaus atlikejai, nieko pries neturiu, taciau isejau gert alaus, anyway viskas tukstanti kartu girdeta, grizus nustebino mietieciu aktyvumas, kuriu jau buriavosi jau gera minia.

Ir turbut buvo verta buriuotis pradejo grot kazkoks kolektyvas is kubos, savo tradicinius latino dalykelius, bet gyvai skamba labai super, atsirado kazkokiu sokiu pusiau profu, kurie raite klubus, nu o visi kiti, kaip mokejo taip stripsejo, vienzo buvo fun cuba libre, viva fidel... Poto seke velgi lietuviai su folkshoku, kuris pasireiske dj'ais, tautines muzikos atlikejomis ir vaiku sokiais, pradzioj dar grojo "biciu" saksofoninkas, bet veliau kazkaip man juokinga buvo, nu nzn gal cia igimtas lietuviskas nepasitikejimas tuo, ka patys darome, bet tie mergu jduesiai ale go-go skambint techno beatui ir liaudiskoms sutartinems, man kazkoks kichas pasirode, nu bet japonu turistams patiko - sypsojos, fotografavo...zmoniu kiek praretejo, bet po impozantiskos vedejo prakalbos apie zvaigzdes is prancuzijso vel uzsipilde, deja man jau buvo laikas ciucialiulia, bet pora dainu atklausiau ir tikrai apsirode ispudingai. Grupes pavadinimas berods orange blossom, su vokaliste, dainuojancia arabiskai, perkusininku ir ispudingu juodaodziu gitaristu, pradeja tokiomis gana nuspejamomis ale egzotiskomis arabu melodijomis, veiekjai pratese jau su netiketai galingais bugnais, o kadangi aparatura irgi buvo neprasciausia magiskomis melodijomis nusipaise visas centras, va cia ir buvo mano diziausias ispudis, kai einant prospektu, jau sutemus, aidint magiskam-arabiskam balsui vilnius supanasejo su kazkokiu isivaizduojamu pietu amerikos miestu, visi atsilapaidave, tamsu, bet visdar karsta ir aplink muzika, kaifas vienzo!!!

this dissapointment is electric

Baigesi mundiale, kartu ir bet kokie planai ka veikti vakarais, nu finalas visdleto gavosi pazymetinas, kaip visada papugoje, prie apykreivio projektoriaus italia-france - daug alaus, prarektas balsas, maldavimai fucku rodymas televizoriui ir kazkokiems uzsienieciams, kurie nieko nesuprate maisesi ant ekrano, poto uzsilipima sant kedes ir velgi maldos, rekimai fuck off ir beveik verkimas po makaroninku italu pergales, beje zidanas visvien dieva spuikus smugis galva ir matterazi nokdaune, pasak gandu jis zidanui pasake "you dirty terrorist", kas zinant zizu alzirietiska kilme, galejo nuskambet izeidziamai, taigi materrazi nokdaune.

O pries tai buvo keletas dienu lietuviskoje dykumoje - plungeje, vizituojant senelius mires miestas ne kitaip, jokio ikvepimo, prisigerta viena kart vietiniame super klube -"bildukas" - bei isleista atsizvelgiant i vietines kainas labai daug pinigu, bo gerta abt prikolo viska siseiles iskaitant avietine trauktine p0 1,70 lt ir zalia alu po 5,50 lt, bei viski, brendi ir daug kitu bredu,:

The place youve been is the place youll be

The questions come but no one answers thee

Why we drink when were told not to

I guess thats just what were born to do

So raise your glasses to thee

Celebrate another drunken year for me

istraukele is irish punk drinking songs, kuriuos darabties klausau, beje elgiuosi atitinkamai, ta proga vakar vel nenuejau i savo sauna -darba, priezastis skrandzio skausmai (niekada daugiau nevalgysiu koldunu eina nx toks maistas), deja mama atostogauja ir normalaus maisto nesisviecia gaut...o broliuka smano tai placebo ir manu chao lenkijos open air klause, nu komentaro, kas linksmiau vasara leidzia manau nereikia

p.s. siandien berods rekordiniai karsciai 37 seselyje tai kazkur 40 ant saules, vakar labai juokingas gamtos fenomenas buvo, ale lijo, bet kol laseliai zeme pasiekdavo sinykdavo, tai toks vat fun, geriu dabar burbulinada ir svajoju apie alu...this dissapointment is f***** electric

kodel as myliu maximo park

Vel karsta ir bloga, po eilinio savaitgalio organizmo energetinis balansas minusinis ir perpektyvu jokiu, kad kazkas pasikeis, todel nieko rimto parasyt nesigauna, tai pakopijuosiu tas eilutes del kuriu as mylius maximo park:
graffiti
"Well that's enough I've had it up to here,
I've lost my vision I've lost my hope,
You work me up just to hand me down,
You've lost your conscience cos nothing happens in my town"
Apply some preasure
I testify to having guilty feelings
I must confess I'd like to be caught stealing
you know that i would love to see you in that dress
I hope that i will live to see you undressed
Limassol
Thinking clearly never came,
As easy as it did for you,
Driving this route out of town,
I wish you were still around,
And in the dead of night i always,
wondered whether you were true,
Someone better than myself,
An offer you just cant turn down,
A morning fight,
And a wasted night,
You crept back to your room

Run along back to your new man

tai va taip vat....

copa mundiale ir walkeris

kadangi visa diena vyksta copa mundiale, tai naturalu, kad kencia mokslai ir auga pilvas nuo suvartoto carlsbergo, nu bet ka padarysi juk tik vienakart i keturis metus, beje per pertrauka buvo labai idomus anglu komiko pasisakymas vadinos "art of football", mazdaug pazodziuj:

futbole reikia mastyti, improvizuoti turbut todel jis toks nepopuliarus amerikoje, siaip jis vadinamas football, nes zaidziamas su kojomis ir kamuoliu, o amerikieciai vadina ji soccer nezinau kodel, ju futbolas zaidziamas su kazkuo nelabai panasiu i kamuoli ir su rankomis, tik kartais specialus zaidejas ieina ir spiria koja, siaip amerikieciu futbolas yra keturios sekundes veiksmo per kuri niekas nemasto ir visus nurodymus gauna is kapitono ir poto daug daug reklamos, taigi jeigu europietiska futbola galima butu prilyginti jazzui, tai amerikeitiskas butu techno!!!

Nu ten jis daug juokingiau ir ilgiau pasakojo, cia as savais zodziais kiek prisiminiau, jei pavyks atsisiust paplatinsiu....

o kas dle valkerio, tai vakar pries rungtynes ltv rode branguji texaso reindzeri, tiek nesijuokiau jau labai senai, visu pirma ziurejom be garso, nes buvom kukubare, bet anyway, taigi istorija:

valkeris su savo mergaite, neto atostogauja teksaso kalnuose ir leidziasi nuo kazkokiu uolu su virvevimis, virsuje palikes savo draugus kaubojus ir arklius, tada juos uzpuola blogieji kaubojai, nukala valkerio draugus, isbaido arklius, bei gasdina apacioje likusi volkeri su pana. gasdinimas vyksta kokias penkias minutes, tuo tarpu volkeris atidaves ginkla panai, greit uzsuoliuoja i kalna ir ispardo blogiecius kaubojus, keliems is kuriu vis delto pavyksta pabegti, tada kazkodel virve uztraukia pana i virsu, nors pats sekmingai uzlipo aplinkui, be jokiu virviu ir zymiai lengviau (zinoma blogieji kaubojai yra mandagus ir tuo metu pazeidziamo volkerio neliecia), tada isivyrauja idile is nezinia is kur istraukto puodo volkeris ir pana verda sriuba su vermiseliais (is maiseliu po 60 centu), kai staiga....juos uzpuola meska, ir musasi su volkeriu, aisku ispradziu rangeriui nesiseka, bet meska nugriovusi ji tik riaumoja bet nekanda matyt neskanus, galiausiai poto savo giliu, dramatisku zvilgsniu jis itikina meska trauktis, bet deja buna biski suzeistas ir apsipila ketchiupais ( del valkerio x-man savybiu žaizda sekmingai atgeneruoja ir jam veliau visiskai nemaiso), tada kazkodel priimamas sprendimas keliaut atgal i kalnus (trumpai parodomi blogieji kaubojai pikdziugiskai kazka aptarinejantys) . eina eina volkeris ir pamato ola, kogi mums ten neilindus nusprendiz valkeris ir pana, o gi viduje kaukoles ivairios sviezi ir nesviezi lavonai vienzo wrong turn, priimamas pakankamai logiskas sprendimas is ten nezdintis deja lauke jau tyko zmogedra, su puse gelezinio veido apvynioto skarmalais, dvigubai didesnis uz valkeri, bei uzpuola musu herojus, ko pasekoja valkeris nukrenta nuo triju metru uolos, o mergina po trumpo bandymo pabegti atsiduria zmogedros letenose, bei neaiskiais ketinimais neva suvalgyti, neva kasnors pikantiskaiu gabenama i ola...aisku zmogedra biski sudelsia, mat rekia musu herojams suteikti antra sansa ir atsigaves valkeris vel ji uzpuola, bet deja ir vel buna sumusamas ir kai atrodo, kad vsio volkerio 11 sezono nebebus, zmogedra uzpuola....Kas? o gi musu sanai pamirsta meska, bei sudraskiusi priesa, velgi buna isgasdinama rustaus volkerio zvilgsnio ir pabega...

happy end

isvados:

1)teksaso kalnai baisi vieta su zmogedromis ir meskomis, bei blogaisias kaubojais, taigi geriau varom i palanga pas bloguosius kaimiecius ir voveres...

2)volkeris yra kazkas tarpinio tarp x-mano ir karatisto kaubojaus, bei pasizymi siomis savybemis a) greit regeneruoja nuo visokiu zaizdu b)daugiau maziau sekmingai valdo gyvunus, ypac meskas, ko pasekoja sugeba nugaleti galingesnius priesus c) moka uzkelti savo pana virve i kalna, kai galima apeit piskom, taigi biski narcizas d) turi magisku savybiu, kurios pasireiskia ivairiu daiktu sukurimu (pvz puodu ir vermiseliu) , deja si savybe yra robota, todel mobilaus susikurt nesugeba, o ir siaip yra pries technologijas.. Taigi jeigu pas jumi uzsiveise zmogedru ar dar kokio brudo, kvieskite valkeri atostogaut pas savi, atjos arkliais, patogumu jokiu nereikia, taciau neikite kartu su juo, nebent butumete jo pana arba vaikas, nes antraeiliai veikejai paprastai zusta, kad suteiktu valkeriui sansa uz juos atkersyt, tai tiek....

p.s. isjukit sildyma, kas nors, nes fcuk off

vipel s utra den svaboden

vel mokslai nuejo ten , kur jiems ir vieta, bo darbovieteje gimtadienis ir pripliumpem brendzio ir dabar sedim nesveikam karstyje ir vegetuojam, negaliu prakaitas upeliais varo, minciu nulis!!! per radiju groja laurel aitken su vokaline instrumentine kompozicija "skinhead", tai tusuojuos!!!
beje labai idomus saitas apie skinus http://www.skinheadnation.co.uk/ !!!
p.s. virsuj esantys zodziai jei kas nesupranta reiskia - is ryto isgerei ir diena laisva

p.s.s. mielas cia toks veikejas galvoju ir as kazka issitatuiruot, i'm made of beer!!!

interviu oi polloi!

Radau labai linksma interviu su oi polloi cia istrauka -

What is the funniest thing that has happened to you whilst touring?
I think a lot of the funniest stuff that has happened to us wasn't actually funny at all at the time butlooking back on it you had to laugh. Like one time we ended up playing as the "guest live band" at this under 18s fashion show in some disco and to try to get one of our mates in free we had told the organisers he was a backing vocalist. We thought they would just forget about him but they thrust him onto the stage with a mic just as we went on and as he didn't know any of the words he just staggered around the stage shouting out "Oi Oi!", the sound was fuckin appalling too and the bouncers didn't let any of our mates in so we ended up getting chased off the stage by trendiespelting us with soft drinks cans and had to escape out the back door. Another time in Estonia we ended up getting attacked by most of the audience and had tofight our way out of the venue - the only folk who helped were the two Russian bar owners who were these guys who looked like Josef Stalin and just picked up these big lumps of wood to lay into folk. As we were driving away in our bus most of the audience seemed to be surrounding it trying to kick fuck out of it - fuckin horrendous. Then there are a few kinda funny things that happened due to our involvement in the "crusty" side of things where you get some of these folk who really seem to think that it is cool or punkto be as filthy as possible - some of the stuff that goes on with these folk is unbelieveable. One time in London we were playing in this squatted dole office and were going to stay in another squat nearby after the gig but when we went there before we found out that the folk that stayed there were real crusty types who had some dog they never looked after and the stench of shit was everywhere. There was dogshit all over the house - it was fuckin horrible - even when wewere looking through the guy's LPs there was dogshit on some of the record sleeves! After the gig we decided to stay in the gig place but then so did half the audience and then they started playing this really clever game of throwing darts in people's heads so after seeing a couple of folk staggering around with darts imbedded in their skulls we thought it might be better to go back to the house. We knew there had been one bedroom with a mattress and no shit so we thoughtwe would kip there but by the time we got back there was a huge piece of shit right in the middle of the mattress! Eventually we found another room and although the stink of shit in there was really strong we couldn't find it anywhere so we had to just crash out in the end. Next morning when we got up to go though our guitarist picked up his guitar case to find he had put it down on top of this huge pile of dogshit so it was all over it! Oh dear oh dear, I honestly don't know how folk can live like that. It is sometimes even worse in Europe - we played in this Polish squat last year and when Cam asked this guy there where the toilet was the guy just looked at him like he was really stupid and said "Toilet is everywhere" - ah, right, very hygenic. The worst had to be in Cologne in Germany though. When we arrived to play in this squat there afew years ago this guy offered to give us a guided tour and started by saying "There are three kinds of people who stay here - thereare the political people and they are ok, there are the punks and they are ok - and then there are - the people with body lice" and we were like "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" and then he took us into this big hall just full of piles of rotting clothes and blankets interspersed with buckets of something black. "Don't go too close - this is where the people with body lice sleep" he said. Turned out the piles of stuff were like their nests and the buckets were full of shit and piss and they were black cos the tops were covered with a layer of floating dead flies - you had to see it to believe it. What is it with some people? Another time some squat gig we were doing in Luxembourg got stopped after only three songs cos the neighbours got really fucked off after some of the punks started shitting on their lawns. We have a lot more stories about shit but I suspect you have had enough. We have some funny piss ones though - last summer in Finland we were playing in this place with a couple of really annoying folk in the crowd so we had mixed up these bottles of brutal Finnish homebrew mixed up with our piss and just gave this to them to drink. Then at the end of the gig I had a bottle in my hand that I had pissed into cos there was no toilet there and one of these idiots came up to me and said "give me your cider" - I was trying to explain that it wasn't really for drinking but he just took it out of my hand and downed it in one - classic. Actually another time in Finland our old bassist was really drunk and pissed all over this guy who was passed out on the front of the stage. When he woke up he thought it was really cool and when we got home we got a letter from some woman who had been at the gig who said she was a piss fetishist and that it was one of the best things she had ever seen on stage! Shit, piss - ah yes, vomit next! One time we played in Wales at this gig put on by a couple whose relationship was on the rocks and the guy was really depressed and got really really drunk all night. The next morning when we had to go he demanded that we go to the pub with him so he could buy us a drink before we left. We were all a bit uncomfortable with it as it was really a very sad situation and there wasn't really anything we could do to sort it out but he was so insistent that we went along with him and his six month old baby he was looking after. Well, he had had a two litre bottle of white cider for his breakfast so he was really out of it already and after a couple more pints he was swaying on his chair and burping and we were a bit worried about his ability to look after the baby in his arms when suddenly he just went "Fuck - BLEEUUURGHH" and puked up all over the poor baby - itwas covered in vomit - oh man, one of the worst things I have ever seen. I don't think this exactly comes under "funny" as in amusing though unless it is a case of you have to laugh or else you'd cry. I dunno, I could go on for ages - like when we arrived too late for one gig in Poland and these kids at the gig said "don't worry, you can play in my girlfriend's house" and asked us to follow them in our van to this house. When we got there they said they didn't have the key but that she wouldn't mind them going in through the window so they went in and opened the door and we were taking the stuff in and then started to notice that the house looked pretty normal with pictures of Jesusand Mary and so on and when we asked where his girlfriend's records and posters etc were the guy got really evasive and we realised they had just broken into any old house to do a gig in the living room - fuckin insane. Another time in Poland we had to stay in this cheap hotel after the gig and a load of the organisers were there as well and they started making these home made molotovs and testing them in the rooms. The next morning half the stuff was burnt to fuck and THEN they tell us that the hotel is run by the Polish Mafia and that we have to jump out of the windows to run away - fucking nutters. Yeah, sometimes you have some close shaves but I honestly can't recommend touring enough - you are always guaranteed some craziness or other - it's fucking great - even if it might not always be quite so amusing at the time!

visa, plius daug kitu intervu su oi punk scena, galima rasti http://www.punkoiuk.co.uk/interviews/oipolloi.htm

culture vulture

stai kokie stebuklai dedasi ant marijos zemes, robbie robbie, kazkoks kulturinis sokas nekitaip, bus dabar labai labai labai proud, o man sita daina visvien nepatinka, nu bet anyway yra kaip yra, gal kada ir placebo perdainuos koki mamontovo slageriuka liudnesni...

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Oficialiai startuoja kairo jachtu klubas, bo guerilla since 83 be gyvybes ziniu dingo informacineje bedugneje, kol kas nieko cia gero nesugalvojau, bet visokiu idomiu dalyku bus i promise, just start wearing purple, wearing purple...

p.s. vakar buvo gedulo ir vilties diena, ironiska ....

p.s.s. nekenciu vasaros!!!